If you're wondering why ...

Why I'm typing this and not working on Episode 8, it's because I'm doing something super important with my Xbox that video capture will interrupt. That's right. Downloading the demo for The Force Unleashed. If you dare criticize me for this, I will force your face off. Take that, loser. I saw the Clone Wars movie last night. It was pretty good, especially since we didn't have to deal with the original actor who played Anikan (how do you spell that?). I'm looking forward to the TV series. I hope it's cool.
Production-wise, things are pretty sluggish. I've been packing things, working, moving, unpacking things, trying to figure out where to put things, drinking the Dewskies (it didn't say that word was mispelled, so it must be a real word, score) and I can't even remember what else. Oh yeah. Watching movies. Trying to get through all the extended Lord of the Rings just 'cause. Not in one day, of course. If you watch it one disc at a time, it's like a normal movie. There. You can't call me a Lord of the Rings nerd now. Especially since I haven't read--and probably never will--the books. Take that, Alex Trebeck. As I glanced at the screen play, Episode 9 might need an addition or two, but we'll have to see, and if it does, it might be delayed even more. Yes. It's fun. Nobody reads this, so it's time to start speaking things that you wouldn't normally hear in normal places with normal people. This is neither a normal place nor am I a normal person.

DOONBAR

I can't believe thou hast left thine ship of space leave without us being presently on it! How could thou have let this foul deed become manifest?

GALACTICA

Me? Where were art thou?

DOONBAR

Neigh! Thou shalt not worry about it!

GALACTICA

Barrels of hay, what is this smell that I hath observed?

DOONBAR

Smell? Methinks I do not smell a thing!

GALACTICA

The smell hath come from over yonder! It resembles much the smell of--King Arthur! What hath thou been doing, thus?

DOONBAR

(Moans) My stomach is in peril! Do not fret a hair!

GALACTICA

How didst thou remove thine armor?

DOONBAR

Mind it not!

GALACTICA

Because mine hath not been removed from mine own body for many days passed, for I cannot depart from it!

DOONBAR

Egad! I said do not--Hold thy tounge! You hath not emptied thy bowls in many days passed?

[Short pause]

GALACTICA

It is not the necessity of the thing which I hath spoken

DOONBAR

O! Why hast Thou cursed me, O Lord?! I have been imprisoned in this castle of rings, with a fool the lies in the night upon his bed that is wet! A son of Nimrod!

GALACTICA

Thou hast incorrectly identified me as a son of Nimrod, surely I am a son of Abraham!

DOONBAR

Do not speak, fool! Can thou not give me even a moment of peace?

GALACTICA

Indeed, I shall submit my will unto yours, my trusted friend! But yet, I wonder, how long might a moment be? For if I do not know this, how might I be able to bestow unto thou a moment that is peaceful?

DOONBAR

May the Lord be my strength if I do not kill thou upon the ground where thou is standing! For my wrath is kindled against you!

[Galactica moves slightly to the left]

GALACTICA

Is this location a city of refuge before thou?

THE END!

-PLAYLIST-

Norma Jean - Antimother

Rise Against - Pray of the Refugee