He's dead, Jim

Captain's log, star date 1,000,0001.084. I've been demoted to private, so hence forth, this will be private's log. My favorite VW Bug, Herbie, was ruthlessly and brutally slaughtered today by my favorite semi truck, Optimus Prime. It was a sad day, but at the same time it brought much joy to me. I can't explain it. It might have had something to do with the fact that explosions rule, but I can't be certain. Either way, it wasn't much of a fight, because Optimus Prime has that cool sword and Herbie just has doors. He flapped them all he could, but he was no match for the towering glory bot. It was something people would have paid thousands of dollars to see. I'm working on getting a fight together between Megatron and Johnny 5. The winner will go on to fight Wall-e, and I think we all know who's gonna win that fight. That's right. Bill Cosby. Anyway, aside from recording a line or two of Ryan (Doonbar) yelling at Galactica (and by line, I mean like one word) episode 7's done. Now it's on to greater things, though I don't exactly know what. They'll be great, though. I've also decided I'm going to completely rip off what Thrice does on their blog (www.alchemyindex.com) and include a playlist of what I'm currently listening to. Yeah, it's such a good idea. I'm glad they came up with it so I can steal it.

-PLAYLIST-

Norma Jean - Antimother
Belle Epoque - Our Bodies
Oceana - The Tide
Oh, Sleeper - When I am God
Thrice - The Alchemy Index, Vol. 1-4, Vheissu
Underoath - Define the Great Line, "Desperate Times, Desperate Measures"
As Cities Burn - Come Now Sleep

Oh, and I also have a new song up at www.myspace.com/fromherewefall. Check it out.