Cat killer

So I killed three cats today. They were all sitting on my porch, and I happened to have an extra WWII Nazi grenade lying around, so I put it between them and they went away. The neighbors were a little upset, and the front of my house needs a few thousand dollars worth of repairs, but it was well worth. Since I don't think anyone actually reads this, I feel obligated to say whatever I want. Now I may not have actually done the thing which was previously stated that I had, but what to us and to you? That's all.